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Sometimes, all you need is the headline: Trump slaps tariffs on islands with more penguins or polar bears than people

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well…dang…

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weakly horoscopes for 2024

Aries You’re the first sign of the zodiac! Yippee! Aries love to be number one. Just loooove it. Yep. You sure do. That’s really annoying. You should stop that. Taurus Everyone will be jealous of you at your upcoming high

EDitor.ed January 16, 2024January 16, 2024 weakly No Comments Read more

weakly header – indictments

You get an indictment! You all get indictments!

EDitor.ed August 18, 2023August 18, 2023 weakly No Comments Read more

weakly header – classified documents

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weakly back issues

  • ground zero
  • issue 1-1, april 1, 1986
  • issue 1-2, april 15, 1986
  • issue 1-3, may 5, 1986
  • issue 1-4, may 14, 1986
  • issue 1-5, may 27, 1986
  • issue 1-6, june 3, 1986
  • issue 1-7, june 16, 1986
  • issue 2-1, oct 1, 1986
  • issue 2-2, oct 25, 1986
  • issue 2-3, march 3, 1987
  • issue 2-4, april 1, 1987
  • issue 2-5, june 17, 1987
  • issue 3-1 preview, 1988
  • issue 3-1, nov 11, 1988
  • issue 3-2, ??, 1988
  • issue 3-???, 1988? unnumbered
  • issue 4-1, may 21, 1990
  • unpublished tidbits

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quote o' the moment

Lazlo’s Chinese Relativity Axiom:

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats —

approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t care less.

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